Guess what people? I bought me some leggings.
I realize I’m approximately 3 years
(perhaps more) off the trend here, but let me explain. Remember when I told you I’m not so great at dressing myself? If I join the throng on a trend, there is
generally a 1-2 year buffer between said throng and myself. And it depends on
whether or not I find a purpose for the trend. See, I thrive on being able to
leap and bound from great distances to rescue and/or punish children who are
falling down/beating on others/consuming unknown objects. I wear heels to
church (sometimes), and that’s about it. Obviously, mobility is my main
priority with 3 kids 3 and under.
There is
another little time obstruction to my personal trendiness. I call it the “Idaho
Buffer.” For some reason, it seems to take an entire year for a trend to stretch
from the big cities to the podunk of my great state. Perhaps the large amounts of
potatoes we stockpile here are getting in the way. Anywho, after 3+ years, I finally found a purpose for leggings.
And I love them.
Leggings
are marvelous. I knew it the moment I put them on. It was like my legs were
getting a big hug from a beautiful, stretchy, machine woven, partially
synthetic bear. Imagine, if you would, all the benefits and freedom of a skirt
– without having to worry about your unmentionables peeking out from underneath
it!! No more long hours of sitting with your thighs clapped firmly together so
as to remain socially appropriate! If you have never worn leggings with a
dress, you should.
And need I mention the fact that leggings
give women super-powers?! Seriously. I can now leap tall objects, run at great
speeds, whip out my cheerleader moves (or at least the ones I have always tried
to emulate watching Bring It On), and
freely cartwheel to get where I want to go. Which is a big deal. For me.
Thank you, Fashion Gods, for
inventing leggings. I’m sorry it took me so long to catch on.
Quote courtesy Sleepless in Seattle. In case you were wondering.
all i have to say is... congratulations.
ReplyDeletehehe welcome to the club!
LOL thanks Kass! Now if only the trend would last for a few more years...
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